So before you book your next trip, read these tips to see if you can remove at least some of the stressors from your air travel experience. If you have free time, you may find yourself in an airport lounge. Really, nothing helps you relax more than a free glass of sparkling wine.

Well this didn't particularly happen to me directly but it is still scary: At the time it was 3 years after my diagnosis so my mom was taking me to behavioral health therapists very frequently. I remember having a particular man as one I visted for a while when we moved into our new home at the time when I was 6 or 7 and nothing seemed out of the ordinary to me about him due to my obliviousness to him, but I think my mom felt a bit uneasy about him but she was always in the room with me when we had appointments with him anyways. Everything seemed fine until shortly after we stopped seeing him and I learned years later as to why: He was arrested for posessing CP. Yeah me and my mother were once sitting in a room talking to a pedo therapist. There is good news though: Neither me nor any kid that I know of that saw him at the time was touched by him. We all came out unscathed. Edit: my mom was not uneasy of him actually because on the surface he didnt seem all that suspicious at first until he got caught. Just shows how some people are very good at hiding their sick behavior.

What he say? Did he insult your favorite alcohol brand? xD https://pics.me.me/thumb_images-tagged-with-russiananimegirl-on-instagram-49075590.png

I have so many..ummm....one time...I butt dial this guy I liked...and left him a voicemail of me farting. The voice mail was me just farting while driving down the highway. Later that night he left me a voice mail blowing raspberries and then I called him and he answered doing the same thing. I didn't know what the hell was going on until we meet up at a restaurant...later that night. And told me about this voicemail he got from a chick he met and a waiter came up to take our order and he played it and it was so loud it was just me farting and everyone was looking at our table and he told me it was me.......man.........oh...man...the awkwardness at that dinner...I could have just sunk away in my chair if only it was deeper to sink into...