Chocopyro

@arc Be proud of the nerf. I'm in a similar boat. God gave me a big dick and decided to make me an asexual hermit. I have the +5 godrod. It is useless to me, and even if it wasn't I would have no one to use it on. A win in my book. But seriously folks, your worth is not your dick size. Even a dude like me has small dick aura. I don't give a flying fuck about that alpha beta shit anyway. Every 'alpha' I've ever met was just a fellow manchild but with a domination fetish. When you know what they are, the illusion falls apart. What it is is sad. Someone trying to rig the game in their favor because they fail so badly at being fun, funny, interesting, or useful that they can't get laid otherwise. Its the same for pretty people. You know why they turn the music at clubs that loud? To drown out interesting people from talking. That way, they pretty people get the advantage, and what their looks can't do for them, alcohol is there to lower that inhibition. But back to the small dick thing. You got a pinky finger? Two of them? Good, one is all you need to get the job done. Read the face, and follow the breath. They'll get you there. Humans aren't THAT complicated. If you learn how to use your fingers effectively, then guess what. You can apply the same tricks to a micro penis. Turns out most of what you need to reach is up front, save for a vocal minority. For those who need this? When you get to 4chan or whatever incel hole you crawled out of. Make this shit gospel. Don't tell em where you got it. Only egoic man-children need to be remembered. Who knows. This could save a life.