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To tell the whole tale would surmount the equivalent of a classic novel.

Mehaps it best to scale down this narrative whale's tail all to fin and provide but a meme to encapsulate my meaning.

On a farm Midwest, as far away from the ocean or any body of water we'd spend our days. It'd be a hard life of honest work. The merlady'd have to make a few notable compromises, but I think she'd get her land legs eventually.

Maybe in the summers we'd head out on the road back to the beach to visit her family and friends. I don't suspect I'd join them for dinner as I only eat turf.

That is except when I go down on my in-laws' daughter's tuna.

Starkist!

But let's be realistic, I think the relationship would end up a one-night-swim.

She'd have full custody any kid born and I'd probably end up just another dead beached father.

I hope that answers your questions.

All these jokes inspired by Plague of Gripes memes.

verucassault

Was more like a subtle Gray Friday for me.

rainx
Rain @rainx commented on Relatable
Nov 28, 21 at 8:00am

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poo @siruboo aww good bye cat
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 left a comment for VerucAssault
Nov 15, 21 at 9:22am

Are you ready for the season finale of Kyle's courtroom?
On this episode the slimy prosecution attempts to use evidence admitted that the last moment of a blurred image to prove Kyle was pointing a gun at someone. Will they get away with it? Will the jury go full retard? Will the defense ever object? Find out in the next exciting episode of Kyle Ball z.

verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault I just hope the Judge doesn't go full retard.
kuharido
Ghost @kuharido left a comment for VerucAssault
Oct 31, 21 at 2:50pm

Happy Halloween

redhawk
Oct 30, 21 at 12:38pm

Hot Mama Veru ~

redhawk
Oct 27, 21 at 8:52pm
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What my abuelita made c:

verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault Hug your Abuelita for me! Give her a big sloppy cheek kiss too.
niceguy6669
Oct 26, 21 at 3:24pm

Hey you on?

gabriel_true
Oct 26, 21 at 11:52am

I love Jello Apocalypse videos.

The part where Spike throws himself into space just to smoke is hilarious at the end.

verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault lol --- Any animator is worth my time. Even Meat Canyon. XD
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault P.S. I like how he slipped that Danny Elfman joke in there. ha
redhawk
Oct 22, 21 at 2:04am

verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
verucassault
VerucAssault @verucassault My face might have lit up way too much when I saw this lol
gabriel_true
Oct 12, 21 at 11:49am
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You're not wrong.

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