What is it like dating you?

Yay my turn! I'm childlike also I love a lot of food. C:.Which goes to say that I will send you a pic of what I eat every now and then. I do like talking to a lot! Spend some cuddling time together or watch anime or do a video call.I like simple things.so spending some time with me is suffice to me rather than big surprises on monthsary.I just wanna grow old with someone I love and anime. Haha.;)

If you're so curious, why not date me to find out? Nothing like in the field research to gain an up close and intimate perspective, hmhmhm.

What's it like to date me? Imagine you're in Taco Bell and ate some spoiled burritos. You run to the bathroom and blow up the toilet with a bad case of diarrhea, only to discover they don't have anymore toilet paper left. Forced to use your boxers to wipe, you return to your table and proceed to enjoy your Chalupa. Yup, dating me is like free balling at Taco Bell.

Constant regret and contemplation of life choices as I hit you with another pun or dumb joke. Extreme trepidation, wondering if I'll embarrass you in public with my stupidity and humor, another joke, my singing, or me bleating out a random fact. Lastly the constant nagging irritating feeling of me telling you to shut up or call you stupid lovingly as I cannot comprehend the fact you probably don't like that. If I were advertised I'd clearly come with the "if relationship occur for more than four hours you may need to leave and see your physician or therapist to see if you have issue that caused you to make the decision" warning. I don't know, I'm dumb ignore me.

Might as well give another piece of what it's like dating me. I'm not materialistic so I won't ask for much of anything accept for a meal and a day out for fun. During winter our dates shall happen at home where it's warm. I hate the cold. I do expect constant attention of course unless it's a lazy day at home with each other just for the sake of having each other by our side. I get moody so of course you won't always get the same emotion from me. It's practically going to be a surprise somedays. That's it for another piece of dating with me. Can't let the whole mystery out.

Difficult, especially with large number of family members being extremely picky on who I meet. They dislike Debbie Downers, wishy-washy ones, ones with inconfident appearances, ones with mental disorders, etc. Even with my instincts, they think theirs are more important than mine no matter what.