What is it like dating you?

Annoying. I say, "Eh-heh-heh" every 5 seconds. Every time somebody asks where something is I respond with, "In your butt."

Do you want a knight in shining armor? Well you'd be disappointed, I'm an idiot wrapped in tinfoil who is bad at even providing jokes, puns, and stories. I am the human equivalent of a wish item. That is all ta ta for now

I go into "rabbit holes", I don't simplify much, my parents and big sister are too judgemental on who I add to my life while I dislike being popular to them and my family (especially with a lover in my life), I'm a neurodivergent and I'm too complicated and boring to neurotypicals that define "normal". I dislike women who are too shallow and boring, especially when older people push us together like if we are toy dolls and believe no one is perfect but get too cautious on even the tiniest flaws in me and whoever I add to my life.

I'm clingy when it comes to attention. If a guy dates me I want his attention. I don't want him ignoring me or constantly looking at his phone while he is with me on a date. He must be involved in getting to know me so we can decide how good of a match we are. If a guy doesn't do that then there will truly be no second date for him. I wouldn't even bother shaking his hand.

Probably a little clingy and sometimes insecure. If I really like you I'll want to spend a lot of my time talking to you, hanging out, etc. So maybe a little annoying.

Midwest emo in the streets, kawaii in the sheets (and by sheets I mean sleeping next to you and hopefully holding you close, and not sex in any way because that's only after marriage) Also I guess I could be described as someone that tries to make the best out of the shitty situations, and can appreciate the simple things like going out for a walk or hanging around at a local park before just eating popcorn and chilling at home as being awesome date ideas in my eyes Not to say that I hate doing bigger things, I'm just not the kind of person to be disappointed or unfulfilled if I'm not constantly doing big things