The legendary Florida Man!

Is secretly an advanced AI deployed by the US government gathering intel on human behavior which is directly fed to the mother super computer( known as "the beast" ) with the sole purpose of replacing each and everyone with an identical clone which the government can freely control. https://media.boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/dalegribble.png

Every night I'm either smoking dabs or drinking 3 cans of four lokos. I don't generally like to drink, except maybe a couple of beers to wind down when I come home from work. But being sober is just so boring... If I can't get high, I'll just get drunk instead.