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Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
The legend
Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
Also gave myself a haircut yesterday.
Thank God I work from home.
Going to have to fix this up later. XD
Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
Tried IRL dating recently.
Got reminded why I hate so many people in my area.
They ask at the end of the first and last date "So when you do you want a second date?"
Simply stayed nice and told them I didn't think we were a good match.
What I didn't want to tell them is that I don't date people who are rude to waitresses and have the personality of a hippo.
Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
I almost never get sick but I got sick today.
Couldn't get any sleep cuz my body kept on making me puke.
Have no idea what's actually wrong.
Jacob @jacobl89 In any event I blame @amarantha .
lei @amarantha BUT WHY
Jacob @jacobl89 But why not?
Jacob @jacobl89 You even liked it. So that is an admission of guilt. You see your handy work and like it.
Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
This so much.
Relatable
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Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
What's up people? You all still alive and kicking? Did you drink water today?
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XD
Jacob @jacobl89 XD
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Jacob @jacobl89 Okay first of all that's hilarious.
Second of all what the f***.
Don't think I've checked the site all day and you post this the minute or two before I do.
.......... What are you?
Jacob @jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89
Naw. Putting myself back on the market.
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