See, the bananas will add enough (Hopefully.) fiber to counter act the potentially impending glorious cheese impaction. Either way... Gird your bowls and prepare you butthole, lad!

Drop the yams you hamhog! You've the right to remain silent! Anything you squeak or grunt or whatever sounds you make will be used against you in a court of law! ...Think there's something else I'm supposed to say... Whatever! You're under arrest and coming with me, Yam Thief!