Random facts about yourself

Sexy embrace https://pa1.narvii.com/6203/77c166e958a3ebf163c924412ddfdae4218a514c_hq.gif

I don't pee maple syrup, but I can smell asparagus in yo piss from a mile away! https://i.ani.me/0339/9387/screenshot_20221009-192914-824.png https://i.ani.me/0339/9407/screenshot_20221009-192739-831.png

I am a person that cries when feeling embarrassment. Specifically when I feel extremely embarrassed I cry, other times I avoid eye contact like it’s the plague and my eyes water... I wish I didn’t embarrass cry cause then I get more embarrassed >w<

Some consider my honest or dependable character the best part of me. Others see it as being a narcissist for standing up for myself too far or elitist bastard when being a walking contradiction due to my heart shaking between good and bad vibes. I'm empathetic to even animals and inanimate objects as well as considered very compassionate with perfectionism/all-or-nothing mode, analytical, observant and informative. I usually help others more than myself because that's how I was born and raised. Taking care of myself is more difficult due to most people wanting to milk me to death and either forget to thank me, return me a favor by supporting me or both. Lying or being vague is so difficult for me, the easiest I can lie are when I tell some homeless people, "I'm broke as a joke!", or when I'm ranting/venting.

https://i.ani.me/0340/3477/aleph_kun.jpg . https://64.media.tumblr.com/df2f1c85b7bc761f03c163cc7780260c/26df884c8f97da47-bd/s540x810/94a2fd06812961c2add8c62be87a3f776aa347e7.gif