Random facts about yourself

I don't really struggle in reading people that I've known for a long time. But I'm a hit or miss with reading strangers faces and emotions. Unless someone is truly crying, showing real anger or disgust in their face. I sometimes struggle in picking up more subtle non verbal cues. Like for example. I remember this one time. Me and my friend were talking to this one lady. The reason for the talk is irrelevant. After we were done talking to her. According to my friend. Apparently she was mad. I was like, "really?" I honestly couldn't tell. She must of shown subtle expressions of anger that I didn't pick up on. But once I think back. I guess she was.

Sexy embrace https://pa1.narvii.com/6203/77c166e958a3ebf163c924412ddfdae4218a514c_hq.gif

I don't pee maple syrup, but I can smell asparagus in yo piss from a mile away! https://i.ani.me/0339/9387/screenshot_20221009-192914-824.png https://i.ani.me/0339/9407/screenshot_20221009-192739-831.png

I am a person that cries when feeling embarrassment. Specifically when I feel extremely embarrassed I cry, other times I avoid eye contact like it’s the plague and my eyes water... I wish I didn’t embarrass cry cause then I get more embarrassed >w<

Some consider my honest or dependable character the best part of me. Others see it as being a narcissist for standing up for myself too far or elitist bastard when being a walking contradiction due to my heart shaking between good and bad vibes. I'm empathetic to even animals and inanimate objects as well as considered very compassionate with perfectionism/all-or-nothing mode, analytical, observant and informative. I usually help others more than myself because that's how I was born and raised. Taking care of myself is more difficult due to most people wanting to milk me to death and either forget to thank me, return me a favor by supporting me or both. Lying or being vague is so difficult for me, the easiest I can lie are when I tell some homeless people, "I'm broke as a joke!", or when I'm ranting/venting.