Try living them. I still get the chills thinking about them. Better than the time some weird old guy told me i was dreaming and if i fucked up in my dream, i would die. Weird thing was this happen in a dream.

Too many to remember since I'm old. But recently on here I had a guy who had his profile marked straight and I'm pretty sure he was underage. He messaged me talking about stuff but pretty quickly turned into asking about if I was bi and things like that. Then out of no where asked how big my dick was. Then I just stopped responding.... I really hope you guys don't think this is how lewd convos start...