Man it's been slow tonight! Barely any trailers needed pulling. Spent most of the shift doing administrative work on the computer. Business is anything but booming right now! Sure I get paid by the hour regardless of how many loads I actually haul during a shift yet it's a pain to be left on standby for hours. Least when I'm driving the time flies. Or maybe that's cause I'm the one flying down the road like a man possessed? Huh, wonder why I suddenly see blue lights flashing in the mirror? Better floor it so I can clock out on time!

https://youtu.be/A4slrZY4odI?si=wWyqP-p_EJec-Xxt Artist: Laure Nicole Song: Here With You

I've watched enough Lock Picking Lawyer videos to know whatever security package you're offering can be removed with an aluminum strip from a soda can and a rock. https://youtu.be/XwtaA-eq88E?si=xvCQVW4GS5ZrPWFN

Boogie dilation makes my nose itch just thinking about it. Though I remember someone telling me once that if your nostrils are big enough you can poke your brain with your fingers. I guess that counts as brain surgery. I mean I should know after years of experience. I'm practically certified! https://media.tenor.com/J54ILBLre1EAAAAM/picking-my-nose-dj-hunts.gif

Who doesn't love playing games with their pookie! https://media.tenor.com/eBofKweuKhIAAAAM/pookie-bear-prophet-pookie-bear.gif

https://www.hxchector.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/persona-3-movie-1-velvet-room-front.gif Clearly this is a house that contains it's very own Velvet Room. As such it makes me wonder if this service provides an attendant? If no then might I make a small request for one?

¡Feliz Cinco de Mayo! https://youtu.be/XpAWbMtKO5k?si=ityKz_Kl61_pD63Q