Fuck. I forgot to get in a last minute goon session before the start of November. Rookie you say? Nah. I do it for the love the game. That's right, ladies and gentlemen, I shall once again be participating in the infamous NNN, and more than likely failing on day 0.5. Worth noting that my highest score is 2 days in. And that was *with* the free nut pass, mind you. I might be cooked, to keep it a buck and 99 fuckin cents, to be oh so real with it, so to speak.

@gabriel_true Day 17: Wow! I can't believe another month is already coming to a close. I hope October was a great month for you, Gabby. Did you get to go on any hay rides this year? Were you able to go through a cornmaze and you got lost? Which...that would explain why you've been gone so long, duh! You've been trapped in a maze this whole time XD (I hope you make it out though). I hope during the time you've been away that it's been doing fun things like going to a pumpkin patch with your sister and nephew (I believe it was you who mentioned helping her with stuff before/vacationing with them sometimes). I hope that you've gotten lots of candy this Halloween, and even played a few good tricks on those around you. Since we're talking about Halloween and candy, I think I should let you know that I actually really enjoy eating candy corn. Do you like it too? I'm pretty sure you mentioned it in a thread somewhere, but I can't remember if you said it was Heaven on your tongue or literally the devil incarnate lol. Well, I'll talk to you on tomorrow, welcoming you to a brand new month. - Wishing You Lots of Candy: Spoopy Mommy

Conformists: "Stop using ASD as an excuse for bad behavior!" Also Conformists: "ASD and narcissism are polar opposites, but that does mean there is no such thing as autistic narcissists!" Also Conformists: "Just because you are called a 'narcissist' doesn't necessarily mean you are evil!" Nonconformists: https://i.imgur.com/zbpbUID.png

You think I'm playing? Where's my borger woman! *enters Karen state* I need to speak to your manager . https://giffiles.alphacoders.com/353/35345.gif

More simple solution, don't make babies.