@kuharido Kenshiro reads, "I Know An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly". His favorite part was, "I know an old lady who swallowed a horse! She's dead of course!"

99.9% of girls are just... unapproachable or insufferable or disloyal these days, (That and I'm lowk retarded so the ones that aren't don't want me) so as things stand I'm honestly happy single. I got cigarettes, I got beer, and I got my horse girls. Lowk what more could a man even want in life?

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@siruboo woah that's intense. Glad you're okay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nM9vceIK1M Another bop for the playlist.

Half ass attempt at me making a meal that looks even the tiniest bit appetizing. Still looks like absolute goyslop slapped together outta straight asscheeks and jam and called it a day. Keep in mind however that I made this while drunk (still am), so credit where credit is due I suppose. (Also bites have been taken out the fish before I took a picture sooo)

My Mother's Parents: "God don't make no junk." Pharmaceuticals (including vaccines and antidepressants): "Bullshit!"

Been wanting to get a copy of Batsugun on the Saturn for a while, but I actively avoid actually importing since tariffs became a big thing. Well today was my lucky day! This game basically invented the Danmaku (aka bullet hell) subgenre and words can't describe how excited I am.

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