Haven't made an omelet in a while so made one for dinner, it fuckin SLAPPED XD https://media1.tenor.com/m/PB68qd-83XEAAAAC/omelette-dexter-laboratory.gif

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/jFc7sjf2NB0/maxresdefault.jpg Why did the chicken cross the border into Spain? To defeat Ramon Salazar of course! https://images.pushsquare.com/10e22db9651bf/resident-evil-4-remake-chapter-7-walkthrough-1.large.jpg

I have alot of disdain for this world it's hard to see the beauty when you don't feel what others feel your disconnected from the beauty and magic I often make jokes to the voices, God, and myself that life is like shit or something always along those lines to cope. But, today I cried when I made my joke everytime I randomly cry without feeling like it I always think it's the holy spirit. I thought God would laugh at my jokes. Why would he when I disrespect creation by calling it other than the beauty it is. Now I cry thinking about how heartless and unthoughtful I been talking to God about his creation even if it was just jokes. God has feelings to. I'm sorry God. All this pain screwed me up. I can't see how deeply loved we are but I know it's true that's why I'm crying. I failed to appreciate my makers work and devalue it with all my jokes. Imma do better Jesus. There's much to value forgive me Lord.

The 1970's called; it said it wanted it's oil prices back as well as the sweaters! 50 years later and Iran is still jamming out to the TOP 40's charting hit, "Staying Alive" by the Bee Gees, ya dig! @willworkforisekai This is Casey Kasem signing out! https://i.ani.me/0383/5940/1000009758.jpg

I had a good laugh when playing Master Duel before leaving for work. As usual I was using Destiny Board, however I was going up against an opponent that had a strategy based around trolling and stalling the game as a means of frustrating me for their entertainment. Ironically I would end up reverse trolling them as it turned out neither one of us could deck out or deplete the other's life points. Typically that would mean I would win by default by spelling out FINAL and winning the duel. Yet something went hilariously wrong with Destiny Board causing it to glitch out and fail to place the final letter thus winning me the game as it should have. Rather I some how broke Master Duel's logic by spelling out "FAIL" instead of FINAL. This lead to a perpetual stalemate! https://i.pinimg.com/564x/22/5e/36/225e361e1007b9fb323febf293fc3531.jpg Neither one of us able to deck out, reduce life points to zero, or win by any other condition outside of forfeit. Even though direct communication with the other player isn't typically supported in game, I simply imagined what the other player must have been saying. Them having came to do a bit of trolling only to suffer a PENALTY GAME of endless tedious boredom while I stood across from them menacingly with an incomplete Destiny Board spelling out FAIL as a constant loop of dramatic orchestral music blared! Muhaha! WELCOME TO THE TRUE SHADOW REALM FOOL!

Gotta say I am concerned for one of my fellow drivers. Seems as if everyone is having a terrible go of it this week. Guy told me as we were punching out for the day that if he ever dies on the job he sure as hell won't be haunting the company as Casper the Friendly Ghost! https://freshcomics.s3.amazonaws.com/issue_covers/MAR171277.jpg He's said "I'm gonna possess one of the company's trucks like it's Stephen King's Christine." Course I think Maximum Overdrive thematically fits better for our profession.

Someone thinks they're a real prank-star! Forget gum-gum...more like dumb-dumb fruit! Devil Fruit? No it's the Dummy Fruit!