Tales from the workplace

Company: How can we reduce delays between trailer pulls in the yard? Me: Be great if there was a built in porta-potty in the truck. Like sleeper cabs, but with toilets! Company's Solution: https://i.ani.me/0363/8862/1000005918.jpg https://i.ani.me/0363/8866/1000005919.jpg

When other companies tell their employees "remember to smile," mine says, "dem fightin' words!" So don't ever smile! It might cost you your life. Also if someone challenges you to a DBZ style beam struggle, back down immediately! Just get outta there. You can't handle their power level! 0

I'm not that familiar with SAS technology so today I had to in a very serious way ask a developer how to perform the 69 command.

We have a latte machine now? And it isn't crap! Well it's only a matter of time before some coworker breaks it doing something stupid.