Bad advice

It's illegal to park at handicap parking spots, but it's not illegal to have a knife with you and slash the tires of the cars that can...as long as no one is looking.

Go straight into the Gota! Who needs the rest of the Keys of Solomon? Just forget the entire point. JUST DEMONS! And then pop some acid after summoning.

Demons not your thing? Screw the keys of Solomon, just jump straight into Inokian magick and assert your will over summoned angels to do your bidding. But don't give them agency over you or anything. BIND THEM and make them your personal servants. Because who doesn't want to fuck up their mind forever? Oh, when that happens, just pop some acid in. That'll fix everything.

When people are sad just tell them to cheer up it always works and shows how great of a person you are. If you want to go the extra mile try to one up them and show them you're the one who should be sad.

When a friend trust you with a deep and personal secret tell as many people as you can because remember secrets secrets are no fun, secrets secrets hurt someone. They will understand you truly care about them by spreading their secrets that they couldn't