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criselington

Let's hear all your bad advice

criselington

Always tell a woman she will look better if she smiles

lewd_araragi

If you aren't sure a wire has a current running through it, close your hand around it to test

audiosenpai

Theft is just a social construct.

bruschettebites

Take the oil out of your car, it's a lie by the automotive industry to fund the oil industry, oil does nothing to your car and it will run just fine without it. Some cars even burn oil to force you to buy even more of it. Big oil is lying to you sheeple!

momoichi

if you stub your toe, just amputate your fingers

it will distract from the pain in your toe (tip from Jacksfilms)

dyadka_yar
Jun 12, 21 at 6:23pm

If you are tired and constipated take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.

chillhouse

If you run out of shampoo, just use some mayonnaise instead. It'll work just as good

bob_loblaw
Jun 12, 21 at 8:15pm

Women love it when you ask them if they're pregnant.

criselington

Put sandpaper under your windshield wipers to quickly de-ice your windshield

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