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criselington
Let's hear all your bad advice
criselington
Always tell a woman she will look better if she smiles
lewd_araragi
If you aren't sure a wire has a current running through it, close your hand around it to test
audiosenpai
Theft is just a social construct.
bruschettebites
Take the oil out of your car, it's a lie by the automotive industry to fund the oil industry, oil does nothing to your car and it will run just fine without it. Some cars even burn oil to force you to buy even more of it. Big oil is lying to you sheeple!
momoichi
Jun 12, 21 at 5:25pm
if you stub your toe, just amputate your fingers it will distract from the pain in your toe (tip from Jacksfilms)
dyadka_yar
Jun 12, 21 at 6:23pm
If you are tired and constipated take a laxative and a sleeping pill at the same time.
chillhouse
If you run out of shampoo, just use some mayonnaise instead. It'll work just as good
bob_loblaw
Jun 12, 21 at 8:15pm
Women love it when you ask them if they're pregnant.
criselington
Put sandpaper under your windshield wipers to quickly de-ice your windshield
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