*cough* fuck you *cough*
I was excited when I heard about the remake of Princess Bride... then I saw a couple preview video clips...
When I get the text notification from the girl I've been waiting to hear from
I thought your cat was a whole fucking bear at first
When my grandma asks me to open the jar of olives
Sherlock on Netfilx is waaaaaaaaaaay fucking better than I ever thought it would be
Hello! I am handing out free ice cream today!
the hell, how are we even similar??? lol