Vent

Define irony. Bunch of Americans eating fast food and junk food while having a National Bird that catches and eats healthy, Omega-3 fatty acid packed fish by itself.

Another irony example. https://youtu.be/t9ygaj8eSls

Isn't it ironic? Just a little too convenient. Don't ya think? IT'S LIKE RAAAAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY! https://youtu.be/JOImSuV6aQo IT'S A FREEEEEE RIDE WHEN YOU'RE ALREADY LATE! IT'S LIKE 10,000 SPOONS WHEN ALL YOU NEED IS A KNIFE! https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/unnamed.jpg Yeah, Alanis Morissette taught me the definition of irony well. Now isn't that nice?

Had a drunk episode. Except the problem is that I wasn't drunk. Way too sober to deal with life, so I didn't have any strong liquors to drown my troubles. So I went to the alcohol store, and whaddya know?! It's closed. I called my friend, she doesn't want to feed my habit, maybe if I didn't raise my voice when I was talking to her... so then I go home and maul the shit out of my wall. Then go outside to yell at the sky, telling God how much of a shitstick he is. Then preaching to myself about why Satan is more sympathetic than anything else. Rest of the day... Nothing to drink. Luckily it's 22:09, so I'll be sleeping soon

If i had a dollar for everytime the military f'd me over. I wouldnt have to worry about how they havent paid me the correct amount. This amount of redundancy should be illegal. If you know ur gonna move me to another location, and the cost of living is about twice the amount of my previous location. Ontop of that basically rush me to find a home or risk living on the street knowing damn well i cant afford the apartments here because of just how much of a price hike it is between the place i used to live and the place i live now. At least pay me what im supposed to be paid ON TIME not 2-3 months later in a lumpsome. I basically gotta live off the groceries i bought because for the next 3 weeks im basically impoverished. I still dont even know if im gonna get ultra screwed over by them cutting my paycheck in half to pay for octobers monthly rent when i can barely even afford the next month. I will never recommend thr military to anyone. Im just gonna do my time and hope that they at least use lube the next time they decide to F me over. Also didnt promote this year despite making 10 points higher than last year where i was only 1 point away from promotion :) literal circus

i am so bad at communicating with people i wonder if im autistic. probably not, but then why cant i function like a normal human being then? why do i instantly get anxious and terrified?? how do people do this? my brain short circuits and im left empty headed. is it intuitive? is it learned? i have no godly idea and i fucking hate it https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/29/2e/7f292ed7c744c5a32642ec1f2cee9e2f.jpg

@momoichi Eh, what I learned after a few years of social anxiety is that no one really cares. What I recommend is fake it till you make it. Just portray a confident version of yourself and eventually you will realize that after putting yourself out there, people aren't that scary after all. But that might not work for you, just what helped me.