what are you doing right now?

Get hair from barber shops and sprinkle it around plants/things you don't want deer around. The scent deters them and it's biodegradable.

Bro I just remembered when Crazy was here, like being crazy I think that's unironically the closest genuenly asylum category member we got here

Well I just made a major snafu in my relationship with my parents. I may get cut out of the will. Today is my father's birthday and I took both my parents out to dinner on me. We do joke gifts and I got him a Barney the Dinosaur Funko Pop. I remembered how he hated this show with a passion and even said how he thinks someone should take Baby Bop behind a shed. I gave him this and years of early fatherhood trauma came back and he went into a bloody rage holding his cross in front of this like it was Satan. This did not go as planned. ...Just kidding! He sang a goofy song about how Barney sucks and he put it next to his Freddy Mercury figure.