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https://www.tasteofhome.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/05/shutterstock_558201421-1.jpg The Devil has a sense of humor. After church today I went with my mother to Golden Corral as all good American Christians do. As we're stuffing our faces with overly saturated fatty foods my mother is doing her usual critique of the pastor's sermon saying how she knows the real scripture from some ghost she spoke with years ago during one of her ghost hunting escapades. Then getting up to leave we rounded a corner towards the exit to be greeted with a Panty and Stocking claw machine. My mother's only other passion outside of Christ, desserts, and ghosts would be, of course, claw machines. I busted out laughing right there which puzzled her. I answered my mom with the famous Arthur Fleck line, "You wouldn't get it..." $6 dollars in the hole later, I walked away cursing to the heavens my luck with my only consolation prize being this humorous account of situational irony. Typical Sunday for ol' Gabriel, haha!