Swifty

Day 4 (double post caused I failed on Day 3): I know it's only been four days now, but I hope a lot of positive changes have already taken place for you and Arc-Senpai while away. Are you on vacation? Have you decided to quit your job and become a full-time underground dance fighter? (I was going to say Jockey, but I remember you saying once you're tall *either in general* for a woman, so maybe your husband is the Jockey instead lol). Maybe you've figured out the world's issues and the solutions for them but are keeping them locked away to be in your villain-era? Either way, live your best life (though I'd hope you aren't evil lol) and remember to laugh.

Day 3: Apologies for the late update on things, Ruca-Senpai, my bad. Gabby still hasn't arrived back online yet...I think Ale (Aleph) might be onto something...Gabby probably got isekaid into another world or something? Maybe he has been cursed (or blessed since he likes it so much) to become the ultra famous Truck-Kun in anime, and now he makes a living crashing into poor teenagers just trying to live their lives lol.

Day 2: Sorry the latter part of my message yesterday sounded so evil. I just meant that I'm counting the days until you return...and not, you know, your demise or anything like that. I hope life's getting better for you each day? Especially as you often talk about how tired you are, and I hope your best life comes with some good food. I'm going to keep you updated on @gabriel_true...he still hasn't arrived yet, but we are working on summoning him to this site, get his spidey senses tingling and all that jazz, you know? Apparently, he is the one behind the TV wall mount thread, so the more you know. And he left his trucking job to become a professional wall mount salesman–don't worry about the details cause it's obviously true lol. But, he ended up quitting so that he can grow out his body hair and become a full-time Bigfoot impersonator and troll those who believe in him. That's pretty much the life of Gabe right now, but I wonder what crazy jobs you'll be doing while away?

Day 1: Just like with Gabby @gabriel_true, I am going to leave you random messages everyday until you return (even if it's for one second). Count your days, Ruca-Senpai, cause I am. *evil laughter*