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Swifty @verucassault Lol omg this guy. I love the one where he has an existential dilemma when someone asks how he's doing.

Goon King [Fuck Atlanta] @joemama711 He's super hilarious lmao. I remember when the chrionicles of Timmy

Goon King [Fuck Atlanta] @joemama711 Merry Christmas

Swifty @verucassault Muuuuurry Christmas!

Swifty @verucassault It doesn't sound right without the manic female chanting in the background.

Swifty @verucassault What lol what did she do?

yaasshat @yaasshat Just cleaning girl bits vs boys bits(ain't the first time). Boys don't tend to get shit shall we say "stuck" in hard to reach places since it all just hangs out and is so much easier to thoroughly clean... Well, that and I still have no clue as to why she farts so much more than my son ever did.lol I say that and as if on cue she literally lets yet another one rip while we're in bed... Trying to Dutch oven me.lol

Swifty @verucassault Hahahahaha. Girls have sensitive stomachs.

yaasshat @yaasshat I mean, there's literally science to back up the fact that girls farts are on average, smellier than boys. But, damn...lol Really, it's because she had her leg brace (Slight hip dysplasia due to being born breach. It's healed, though.) removed about a month ago and can now more comfortably pass gas. She used to get colicky, but since that brace was taken off it's been a fart/poop fest.lol

Swifty @verucassault Maybe she's already a witch, brewing dem goblin farts.

yaasshat @yaasshat Ironically, my girlfriend dies call her a little goblin because she's always making noises and grunting.

Swifty @verucassault Baaahahahahaha

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi 31 male virgin confirmed XD

I am @amarantha Maybe we can change that. JOKE HAHAHAHA

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi Oh shit. That's something I wasn't expecting. Good luck Gabe she will eat you alive XDDD

Swifty @verucassault *wheeeeeeeeeeeze*

Swifty @verucassault I love that you try to cram it all in instead of just removing "age" AND the space after it... lol

Swifty @verucassault https://youtu.be/II8ozBGgu7w

lewd_araragi @lewd_araragi It wouldn't hit the same without the virgin tbh

Swifty @verucassault Gabe needs the anime light up glasses. That name with that profile pic, he could rule the whole gdam world...

Gabriel @gabriel_true gdam is the abbreviation for Gun-Damn!