Depresso Sunset

At Verucassault To tell the whole tale would surmount the equivalent of a classic novel. Mehaps it best to scale down this narrative whale's tail all to fin and provide but a meme to encapsulate my meaning. On a farm Midwest, as far away from the ocean or any body of water we'd spend our days. It'd be a hard life of honest work. The merlady'd have to make a few notable compromises, but I think she'd get her land legs eventually. Maybe in the summers we'd head out on the road back to the beach to visit her family and friends. I don't suspect I'd join them for dinner as I only eat turf. That is except when I go down on my in-laws' daughter's tuna. Starkist! But let's be realistic, I think the relationship would end up a one-night-swim. She'd have full custody any kid born and I'd probably end up just another dead beached father. I hope that answers your questions. All these jokes inspired by Plague of Gripes memes.