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Jacob

34 year old Male
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Last online 3 months ago
Dubuque, IA
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 left a comment for Jacob
Mar 29, 21 at 6:12pm
I wish i could come home to someone who would eat me like those rabits did subaru :(
jacobl89
Mar 28, 21 at 10:20pm
If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his girlfriend, does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Nah he just wanted to put the best foot forward
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 I guess you can say he choked on his own foot
criselington
Criselington @criselington I'd say he tried to have a foot in both camps, couldn't find his footing and ended up with his foot in his mouth. Now he just has to get back on his feet.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Love you guys.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 left a comment for Jacob
Mar 28, 21 at 5:40pm
So i heard you are going to texas to meet some cowboys https://youtu.be/tgUVXiQJ2tY
jacobl89
iloveminecraft123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiG-8cmQrKE
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Sorry not into that.
iloveminecraft123
banana milk @iloveminecraft123 also .. ever since u got a gf u forgot about me . like . where is my daily dose of attention ? i’m needy too . u need me
iloveminecraft123
banana milk @iloveminecraft123 :( </3 don’t believe like these other weebos
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Satisfied?
redhawk
Red @redhawk left a comment for Jacob
Mar 26, 21 at 10:59pm
https://youtu.be/_9HxsIYORyE
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I think I came.
jacobl89
Mar 26, 21 at 10:10am
Looks like I will be taking a trip to Texas in the next couple months here. ^^
criselington
Criselington @criselington Oh my, does this perhaps have something to do the possible winner?
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Welcome to my state boi. Get ready to get fucked by cowboys. Steers and queers down here. :3
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Criselington @criselington Yes sir. [DERP] Snakeぺボ逸 @solid_snake95 lol nice.
criselington
Criselington @criselington Very nice, I'm so happy for you king. She seems more and more like a winner every time. Have fun whenever you go. Still be careful though.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 The fact that she welcomes you going to her means alot. I agree with Cris.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Thanks guys^^
redhawk
Red @redhawk Wait dont tell me... YOU'RE GONNA GO MEET SNAKE'S MOM? >:u
jacobl89
Mar 25, 21 at 7:47am
Bar none the funniest scene from Re:zero in recent memory. God damn it Puck. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uiwYTk9WfQ
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 I knew that she meant the kiss she got pregnant from. I expected subaru to be like who tf got you pregnant
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 The fact that she thought kissing would impregnate her and she still kissed Subaru means a lot more now.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Lets not ignore that betty made subaru her number 1 even tho she is basically a rem ver. 2
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I mean I guess you could see it that way.
jacobl89
Mar 24, 21 at 1:09pm
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Enjoy
criselington
Criselington @criselington The window trick doesn't work haha but hey it was a great trip
jacobl89
Mar 23, 21 at 4:57pm
I think I found a winner. &lt;3
iloveminecraft123
banana milk @iloveminecraft123 if yes congrats bro if not fuck women suck anywayz
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Almost. I really hit it off with someone. They are streaming until like 9 or 10 so I ain't talking with them again until after but they seem to feel the same way. Just gonna test those waters a bit more before diving in.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Thank you
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Yo you got a vtuber?
iloveminecraft123
banana milk @iloveminecraft123 i don’t quite understand.. so you found someone in a stream? a famous person? ahh
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 I found someone who streams but I have been DMing them. Just found out they stream today. Nope not a Vtuber.... Yet
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Imagine if he found a wholesome vtuber. Massive Poggers
criselington
Criselington @criselington Holy guacamoley, good for you king
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Nothing is certain yet. I am going to build this with genuine effort and see what happens. Not a Vtuber right now but she did mention that it is only due to limited funds. She also makes crafts and sell them on etsy. I. Actually considering buying one of her pillows that are shaped like D20 dice. Lol
criselington
Criselington @criselington You got this King, also that sounds pretty cool
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 We shall see. She was very upfront and honest about her short comings. I appreciate that from people, instead of being blindsided later.
criselington
Criselington @criselington Streamer, crafty, honest, business tycoon, and d20 pillows. Best of luck to you in your ventures king.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Thanks, same to you oh king of kings.
iloveminecraft123
banana milk @iloveminecraft123 please but be careful. i know how women work and like such girls who screams and do public activities they tend to have a lot of people around and especially in their dm’s.. careful.. take it slow.. don’t rush anything.. i like u way too much to see u sad or heartbroken or disappointed in the end ok?
iloveminecraft123
banana milk @iloveminecraft123 not screams i meant streams* autocorrect but u got my point bruh
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Some are pure good souls too. Look at wolfychu. She is like wholesome and pure.
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 If anything they are just normal women who could be bad or good. There is always bad apples. xD
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Awwwww thank you for your concern. Wait what is a Simona? Wolfychu seems pretty innocent.
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 This whole time she never told me. *Pouts*
solid_snake95
SnakeePoo @solid_snake95 Most women content creators hate even opening any dms from fans because it's mostly creepy stuff or dicks. Some women lie about liking them just to milk you for money but those who get grossed out are the ones you want because they are normal.
jesper0
jesper0 @jesper0 ~Congrats are you winning son
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Thanks.^.^
jacobl89
Mar 23, 21 at 8:54am
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Between this and another dating site. I am officially done using pick-up lines. I actually can't keep up with everyone today. If I am slow to respond I AM SORRY.
hell_hound7
Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 Famous last words
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Might be. Hopefully no Yandere.
criselington
Criselington @criselington Stand tall King, it might be time to use goofy nonsensical lines
jacobl89
Jacob @jacobl89 Oh no. I don't need any more pick-up lines. I thinned it down but yea. This morning was moving faster than I could respond
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