If I understand correctly, blue are people that are online and not your friends and green are friends online. It's explained in this thread: https://maiotaku.com/topics/37306 Also this:

Thank you this was honestly so annoying for me, i have a terrible memory so i would always forget what i was typing. no observable errors on my end but i'll update if i come across any. Thank you again you star aha

Looking to go withsome in July message me if your down to meet up

Give girls a business card? Really? Lol no. xDDDDDDDDD No matter what your game is, this is how you'd be viewed... *approaches hot girl* Guy: "I noticed you noticing me. Turns out you just hit the jackpot, because I'm probably one of the most skilled tacticians in the country. Here's my business card..." *hands hot girl the business card* Guy: "Call me... and I'll answer your call if you're good enough for me. Btw, I have a youtube channel." Hot girl: https://media3.giphy.com/media/3oz8xGRWyNhlaDMI7K/source.gif

Part 4 I obviously took the loss of my naming theme rather hard, the next few days were a blur of despair, hatred and frustration. Eventually I pulled out of it and began to get back to crafting. I discovered through trial and error I could name weapons other smart names like Aincrad Will Burn and SAO is Death (not as good but its something..). Word then came that all the major guilds and top players were being summoned for the fight against the 75th floor boss. They even contacted me, which was surprising because I wasn’t a top player (close but not that good). The expedition was being lead by Heathcliff and the Knights of the Blood Oath (I don’t really care for him for some reason…) but many others were participating. We met a couple hours before setting out to discuss strategy, apparently 20 players scouting the boss never came back (holy sh*#!). This probably meant the boss room locked and teleportation crystals didn’t work, meaning the only good strategy was to overwhelm it with force (that’s a crappy game tactic). Various high profile players showed up, including Kirito, Asuna, the giant blacksmith Agil and that scruffy-looking guy with the bandana (Klein I think it was). Once we were ready we set out for the boss room, Heathcliff gave a motivational speech and we went in. The door disappeared behind us and we nervously waited for the boss to appear. When it finally came into view we were overwhelmed by its fearsome appearance. The Bone Reaper as it was called looked like a monstrous centipede made up of rib bones. Two players panicked at the sight of it and ran (where are you going?), the monster cut them down with one blow (Holy Sh*#!, those were our main tanks!). We struggled against it with all our might for the next several minutes, I hit it with everything I had but was knocked back. I spent most of the rest of the fight healing up then charging back in when it finally was defeated (wonder who struck the last blow? Oh well, doesn’t matter). After the battle we took stock and determined fourteen players died in the fight (we won’t last much longer with these kinds of losses), many were depressed by this and moral was very low. While we contemplated our losses I noticed Kirito standing up with his sword ready (what’s he doing?). Then suddenly charging towards Heathcliff and attacking him. Everyone was shocked at this, especially when the icon “Immortal Object” appeared over him (WTF?). Kirito explained the staggering truth of this icon; Heathcliff was Akihiko Kayaba (what!!!). Kayaba went on to admit his identity, I was overwhelmed with fury and struggled to put my rage into action (that god-da*#ed m*#&er f*#er, that‘s why he seemed so shocked at my swearing and how he noticed my shop!). Someone else beat me to it and attacked him while he was giving a tedious monologue about his actions. Kayaba stopped his attack by using his menu to induce paralysis in the guy, then extending it to the rest of us (that’s what he was doing with his menu that day…). Since we couldn’t move, I would assault him the only way possible, with my battle cry! However when I opened my mouth to yell nothing came out. I quickly tried clearing my throat and yelling again. Still nothing, in desperation I tried saying anything but the best I could do was make gurgling noises. I quickly realized Kayaba must have muted us (assh*#e). However I noticed other people were still able to talk, meaning the muting was exclusive to me (YOU F*#KING B*#TARD!). I gurgled in rage as Kayaba continued his exchange with Kirito. Eventually the black swordsman challenged him to a duel, if he won the game was over and we could log out. Everyone cheered Kirito on (I couldn’t because I was muted…) and the fight commenced. After a short but strong start, Kirito’s sword broke and Kayaba countered. Surprisingly Asuna somehow unparalyzed herself and jumped in front of the blow (so the power of love can undo paralysis in this game?) but was killed from the strike. Kirito was too grief stricken to properly continue the fight and was ruthlessly killed by Kayaba (how is that fair?). I struggled with rage at these circumstances, still unable to move or talk. That’s when it happened, Kirito somehow kept going even though being dead and killed Kayaba. They both disappeared, leaving us still paralyzed in the boss room. I was overjoyed at Kayaba’s apparent death but couldn’t help but wonder if he would keep his word (F*#kin better…). After several minutes of uncertainty an announcement was made by the server that the game had been cleared and everyone would be logged out. I watched in quick succession as players began disappearing until a strange sensation washed over me. When I woke up I was in hospital bed, if could feel the nervgear on my head. As I struggled to pull it off, I couldn’t help but notice how weak I was. Just sitting up was a Herculean struggle, when I looked at my hands I noticed how thin and emaciated they looked (well, I was in a coma for two years). Once the nervgear helmet was off I threw to the ground. Just to make sure, I took a deep breath and yelled with what little might I could, “F*#k You Akihiko Kayaba!” This sudden outburst caught the attention of a nurse who rushed into the room obviously shocked at a coma patient yelling profanities. As the nurse called for a doctor I couldn’t help but smile, it was finally over (pity I couldn’t yell it to him at the end but I did do it earlier). Two months later My physical rehabilitation went a lot faster than I expected (seriously I’m mostly better in two months after being in a coma for two years?) and am currently working on finishing my education. There was talk of putting all the SAO survivors in a special school, but I was only six months away from graduating before this, so I was just going to finish it online. Adjusting back to real life was a little challenging; going to the bathroom, not brining up your menu every five minutes and actually physically removing your clothes were some things I had to get used to doing again (damn reality…). I was glad to be out of SAO but couldn’t help but miss it sometimes. Eventually I found out there were other full-dive games out there, many looked interesting. My parents thought I was crazy for wanting to use full-dive equipment again, but the Amusphere was guaranteed safe (no F*#kin microwave emitter in it). After thinking about it for a while I bought one (got a lot of settlement money from the government and Argus) and tried a new game called Alfheim Online. In the game you played as faerie races but could fly. It seemed pretty similar to SAO in a lot of ways but different in combat (and had magic). I played as a Leprechaun because of their bonuses to blacksmithing. One day when I was crafting a sword I decided for nostalgic purposes, to name it F*#k You Akihiko Kayaba! I typed in the phrase and hit enter, the name appeared on the sword’s description and I couldn’t help but smile. Then suddenly the name glitched out for a second and changed to New Sword 1. I was speechless for several seconds as I stared at the name (….what….the….). Then realization dawned on me, which quickly led to overwhelming rage. That bastard Kayaba was responsible for this! I don’t know how but he did it somehow! I gritted my teeth for a second before raising my fist into the air in rage and screaming “F*#K YOU AKIHIKO KAYABA!!! End

Omfg a Fire Emblem pic <3 <3 <3 <3 So Farging cute, my fav series of tactical games <3 <3