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Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Much obliged! I already forgot what I was doing...
Oh right, I was in the middle of driving a truck across an intersection when I looked down at my phone and--OH SH***!!!
Anti-spyware @joemama711
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Pls don't get distracted while driving jokes or not ;-; it only takes 1 time to end lives, be hurt and lose your license.
My family could have all been injured because my dumbass step dad got distracted last weekend and almost did a head on collision.
Gabriel @gabriel_true
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Gabriel @gabriel_true
Driving straight to the moon in back! Don't try to stop me!
meisterman1985 @meisterman1985
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Anyone trust antidepressants?
meisterman1985 @meisterman1985
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meisterman1985 @meisterman1985
I don't trust antidepressants.
Audio-senpai @audiosenpai
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What about uncledepressants?
meisterman1985 @meisterman1985
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Natural alternatives are better than pharmaceuticals. Simplest things first.
ChiariChibi @chiarichibi
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ChiariChibi @chiarichibi
Serious question, how does one survive a night with a spider in the room that just.. Suddenly disappeared? That thing was also fairly big and now I'm fearing for my life.
Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying
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Rose Mommy ® @wei_ying
@chiarichibi 1. Cocoon yourself in any blankets you have, make sure your air supply is good and all sides/your head is covered.
2. Stay up all night to keep an eye out on said enemy to make sure they are done infiltrating (yes...I have done this many times, I loath spiders).
3. Burn down your house (preferably with you outside of it XD, blankets and all).
4. In the case that the enemy has managed to evade all your tactics to destroy it, move to space.
5. In the case that the enemy still prevails...give up and die. It's harsh, but I don't know what else to say for you to escape or survive. (No dying actually, your life is precious) XD
RT @rtae86
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Coexist peacefully.
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