The Roast of MaiOtaku

Here one may tell of either their most harrowing tales of woe or rip MO a new one with a creative joke. I choose the latter. MaiOtaku claims to be the #1 Dating Site for weebs, but RuneScape has had that title for the last 20 years. I've gotten more puss sent to me on the official Jagex Q&A page than from a single DM here! At least when I pay $5 to RuneScape I have a real chance of finding a GF! You need to step up your game MO!

I mean if we're keeping count... RS: 1 MO: 0 n=1

I don't know jack shit about coding, but I know how to be a miai. MaiOtaku was created by a person that clearly didn't understand how relationships actually work. And the coding is stupid and I despise using this on a phone. PC is better but only barely.

Yes i have been trying to go to my own friendlist for a while, and i permanently have a notification for 11 messages (and it doesn't change when i get a new message) XD

That reminds me of me, except the messages appear normally, and I just refuse to reply to them. Most of them anyways, but there has been a case where I was stuck with a total of 23 notifications that wouldn't disappear, and I didn't talk to people because I wanted to build up that number but... alas... it never changed, it did when I got a new phone tho. Now I have 8 that don't disappear.