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funmusicorn @funmusicorn i'm a little confused, but will share you something even better

funmusicorn @funmusicorn very educational, also swadian you are looking particularly radiant today

Shoniya ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) @swadian Wait what, oh you got a dare?

funmusicorn @funmusicorn pfff nooooo i am just simply complimenting you, like i do to all people texting me ^^

Shoniya ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) @swadian Hahahaha, I'm not used to being complimented, sorry, thank you, your stool legs seemed to work fine for the job!

Shoniya ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) @swadian There's some pics of me on my profile tho

funmusicorn @funmusicorn yes not a dare cough cough. get used to compliments smh. yes 10/10 stool legs

funmusicorn @funmusicorn i will go look at them for some bedazzlement of my day then

Shoniya ( ͡°ᴥ ͡° ʋ) @swadian Hahahhaa try not to fall for it then, let me share ya something good

funmusicorn @funmusicorn don't worry i never fall (this is an obvious lie), what something good? o.o

[DERP] Red [OINK] @redhawk Ur soul

funmusicorn @funmusicorn what if i don't have one?

[DERP] Red [OINK] @redhawk Offer someone else's

funmusicorn @funmusicorn ok i offer @redhawk's soul :D

[DERP] Red [OINK] @redhawk Wait thats illegal XD

funmusicorn @funmusicorn i do have a soul, but offering someone else's is a much better idea

funmusicorn @funmusicorn pfff how will you prove, that i offered your soul?

[DERP] Red [OINK] @redhawk I've been bamboozled

funmusicorn @funmusicorn you fell into my trap, now i can only wait for someone willing to take your soul.

[DERP] Red [OINK] @redhawk *reverse uno card*

funmusicorn @funmusicorn now if i clean up my friend list myself, your soul will belong to me

funmusicorn @funmusicorn what

Sasayan-San @draig You know what

funmusicorn @funmusicorn honestly don't

Sasayan-San @draig Gimme the tiny snake -_-

funmusicorn @funmusicorn nah gonna keep it

Sasayan-San @draig Noo, you share

funmusicorn @funmusicorn nope get your own >:C

Sasayan-San @draig No, I want your tiny snake >;/

funmusicorn @funmusicorn not gonna happen

Sasayan-San @draig Why not? >:(

funmusicorn @funmusicorn omg yes, adorable

funmusicorn @funmusicorn ofc snake liked the post XD

funmusicorn @funmusicorn what are you talking about, don't you even recognize your ex bf?

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Sorry, you and your mom just look so much alike.

funmusicorn @funmusicorn sorry i forgot you were mentally slow. bf means boyfriend, and men can't carry a baby, therefore my mom can't be your ex bf.

funmusicorn @funmusicorn also i don't look anything as breathtaking as your ex bf, a shame you let him go.

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Your mom is a boy, she hasn't texted you that you were adopted yet~? ;O sorry if it took you too long to catch up on that~

funmusicorn @funmusicorn i actually am adopted...

Oyabun @senpaisamasan :/ I apologize. You win today's arguement.

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Don't hate me

funmusicorn @funmusicorn ye i asked my mom, and she said you are my real mom, and she is my dad. small world huh :D

funmusicorn @funmusicorn how can i hate you mom

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I should have swallowed you?

funmusicorn @funmusicorn shit happens, you stuck with me now mom ;)

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Well, fuck. You wanna go to the mall and look at cute bois? I have a discount for hot topic and I'll buy you some Jamba juice

funmusicorn @funmusicorn i don't even know what jamba juice is, you have a lot to teach me :'D

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Jamba juice sells smoothies \o/

funmusicorn @funmusicorn smoothies oooh and what is hot topic? XD

Oyabun @senpaisamasan It's a place to buy from Viking helmets to weed sweaters and sex toys.

funmusicorn @funmusicorn oh and what will you be buying in hot topic, dear mother

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Viking helmet and a Jimi Hendrix tie dye tee

funmusicorn @funmusicorn yes i will get a viking helmet too \o/

funmusicorn @funmusicorn o.o

funmusicorn @funmusicorn thank you fellow virgin :)

Oyabun @senpaisamasan No thank you, for being a shining beacon of purity

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Die

funmusicorn @funmusicorn i am proud of being a virgin, and i will remain a virgin till i die. Because i want to be a good example to my kids. i'm sure you feel the same oh pure guy

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Your kids will be virgins. Just like you

funmusicorn @funmusicorn mm i hope so, and i hope they get a virgin senpai like you

Oyabun @senpaisamasan You'll have your own virgin family soon enough~

Oyabun @senpaisamasan The pitter patter of little virgins filling your home

Oyabun @senpaisamasan

funmusicorn @funmusicorn i would say you too, but virgins can't have kids :/

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I thought that was the joke

Oyabun @senpaisamasan

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Also sorry for the blank comments.

funmusicorn @funmusicorn it was, but i changed the rule >:D XD

funmusicorn @funmusicorn ye do they represent your mind? ;D

Oyabun @senpaisamasan I changed your rules back.

Oyabun @senpaisamasan They represent your arguement. Hollow af

funmusicorn @funmusicorn when did i make an argument?

funmusicorn @funmusicorn the rules change all the time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Exactly. Virgin

funmusicorn @funmusicorn it takes one to know one

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Nope. You confirmed it yourself

funmusicorn @funmusicorn no you did

funmusicorn @funmusicorn doesn't sound wrong at all

Oyabun @senpaisamasan Enjoy your life of solitude, never having s husband or kids

funmusicorn @funmusicorn sounds comfy and silent