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joemama711
Apr 12, 25 at 10:00pm
You don't need a 401K retirement plan nor savings. Just work till ya die or till you wanna die lol. Uncle Sam needs his pennies in his bank.
gabriel_true
Apr 14, 25 at 4:17am
If you're hungry for power, stick a fork inside a light socket and eat it!
chocopyro
Apr 14, 25 at 12:40pm
When you get into occultism, spirituality, or religion, remember to take every back handed parable as literally as possible. There is literally a snek biting its own tail that will tell you the secrets of the flow of time and cycles. Your mind's eye is a literal eye on your forehead and not a representation of using visual imagination like a perception organ in a similar manner to your eyes. You are literally consuming the blood and flesh of a sanctified holy zombie. The Easter Island heads sprouted legs and walked to the beach. The Witching hour is precisely at 3 every night, and that is in no way a generalized guideline for the waxing and waning of energy throughout the night without the interference of direct sunlight. And hell is literally below you. Not metaphorically. You dig down, you fall down. Totally happens from time to time, here's my source.

Source: "Dude, trust me."
gabriel_true
Apr 14, 25 at 12:48pm
Are you sure about that last one? I think certain residents of Pennsylvania would like to have a word with you.Image supplied by a user.Image supplied by a user.Image supplied by a user.
@chocopyro
verucassault
Apr 14, 25 at 12:51pm
Whenever someone brings up Ouroboros my ears perk up.
gabriel_true
Apr 14, 25 at 12:53pm
Indeed. Uroboros is the future.
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verucassault
Apr 14, 25 at 12:56pm
Chrrrrrrrrrrrissssssss
verucassault
Apr 14, 25 at 12:58pm
I love Wesker.

The movie version was dumb tho.
gabriel_true
Apr 14, 25 at 1:03pm
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What about the TV version where he injected himself with Blade's vampiric blood?
verucassault
Apr 14, 25 at 1:19pm
Is this real? lol
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