Flirt and pickup lines
Naroku776 @naroku776
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Naroku776 @naroku776
You can't spell Menu without Me n U so, where we going to eat?
Laffantion @laffantion
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Laffantion @laffantion
Pickup lines only work on thots
Arc @arc
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Arc @arc
Girl: “So, where are you from?”
Me: “I’m from where’ve you are going tonight.”
Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
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Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
"Eh-heh-heh!"
Got that one from this perverted grandpa who came around to the gas station when I worked at one.
Pete Zahut @criselington
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Pete Zahut @criselington
I like your face
LaughingMan @laughingman_ddd
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LaughingMan @laughingman_ddd
Your clothes are dirty, take them off
Lishifu @hakutaku
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Lishifu @hakutaku
“Just a quick kiss to help you pass a boring afternoon at the office”
I received this yesterday, very lame. Not really words one should send to a stranger.
auntron_ @auntron_
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auntron_ @auntron_
Pickup lines are usually supposed to be lame lol. Just some of the ones I know:
“Dang girl you look tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day”
“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”
I’m not sure who falls for pickup lines ever haha, I couldn’t imagine saying it to a stranger XD.
Pete Zahut @criselington
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Pete Zahut @criselington
Soooo, like... squirrels are fuzzy
Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
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Dyadka Yar @dyadka_yar
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