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. @richaadokun commented on Dad jokes

. @richaadokun

Sep 24, 19 at 12:37am

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

. @richaadokun commented on Dad jokes

. @richaadokun

Oct 07, 19 at 11:03am

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Vayne @specialxpenguin

Oct 08, 19 at 11:12pm

"How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it."

ΛᄃΛᄃIΛ @acacia12 commented on Dad jokes

ΛᄃΛᄃIΛ @acacia12

Oct 08, 19 at 11:41pm

I'm going to the store for some cigerettes, seeya later son! https://media0.giphy.com/media/1eEB6YXgMrAeAgKwyL/giphy.gif

oxorbitxo @oxorbitxo commented on Dad jokes

oxorbitxo @oxorbitxo

Oct 09, 19 at 2:08am

Omg my dad told me that one too, it's my favourite one ;-;

Eh Ban me @tsunpaper commented on Dad jokes

Eh Ban me @tsunpaper

Oct 09, 19 at 5:23am

What is a baker's favorite passtime? Loafing!

Lamby @momoichi commented on Dad jokes

Lamby @momoichi

Oct 09, 19 at 6:19am

distressed, the young bee flies over to his mother, crying. he asks "mama, why is my hair so sticky!" she hugs her child, and says "did you use your honey-comb?"

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan commented on Dad jokes

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan

Oct 09, 19 at 8:44am

Why do hens lay eggs? If they drop them they break.

꧁༒Ťό×ì¢༒꧂ @mystricks commented on Dad jokes

꧁༒Ťό×ì¢༒꧂ @mystricks

Oct 09, 19 at 8:46am

Here’s a nice depressing dad joke curtesy of google A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said: “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7 commented on Dad jokes

Panda-kun™ @hell_hound7

Oct 09, 19 at 8:48am

They say if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer

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