Dad jokes

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Sep 21, 19 at 1:05pm

aka computer mouse.

Cero @cero commented on Dad jokes

Sep 21, 19 at 2:21pm

This account has been suspended.

melk @melk commented on Dad jokes

Sep 21, 19 at 2:52pm

Why do we call it "taking a crap" if we don't reach in and pull it out?

squeakietoy @squeakietoy commented on Dad jokes

Sep 21, 19 at 4:25pm

Whats brown and sticky? ... ... A stick.

KuroK @kurok commented on Dad jokes

Sep 21, 19 at 4:31pm

I made some fish taco's last night But they just ignored them and swam away

Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad jokes

Sep 21, 19 at 9:10pm

The guy that fell into the upholstery machine is fully recovered...

Vayne @specialxpenguin commented on Dad jokes

Sep 23, 19 at 9:38pm

did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere.

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan commented on Dad jokes

Sep 23, 19 at 9:41pm

Why do vampires hate cars? People keep backing into them.

Joaquin Stick @frenesi commented on Dad jokes

Sep 23, 19 at 10:40pm

Two guys walk into a bar...the third guy ducks.

Audio-senpai @charlie_swan commented on Dad jokes

Sep 23, 19 at 10:41pm

How do you make antifreeze? Take away her coat.

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