idk if there is a thread like this but whatever. just post your best "dad jokes"
"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? because he was out-standing in his field!"
what do you call a place with no honey or fish? Un-Bear-able!
Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Did you know that some alligators have been known to grow up to 15 feet?
Most only have 4.
As one grows older you'll lose 3 things. Your memory, and I forget the other 2.
Today i screwed in a lightbulb, walked across the street, and went into a bar.
Just now realizing my life is a joke
Oi I love dad jokes! Instafollow.
So a pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks and says to him "You know you got a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says "Yarr. It's driving me nuts"
Not a dad joke but
*asks something to mom*
*ask the same thing to dad and mom said to ask you*
Why is 19 afraid of 20?
Because they got into a fight once and 21.