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Dad jokes

specialxpenguin
Sep 20, 19 at 7:37pm

idk if there is a thread like this but whatever. just post your best "dad jokes"
for example:

"why did the scarecrow get a promotion? because he was out-standing in his field!"

specialxpenguin
Lostvayne commented on Dad jokes
Sep 20, 19 at 8:12pm

what do you call a place with no honey or fish? Un-Bear-able!

frenesi
Joaquin Stick commented on Dad jokes
Sep 20, 19 at 10:07pm

Why does a moon-rock taste better than an earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.

frenesi
Joaquin Stick commented on Dad jokes
Sep 20, 19 at 10:13pm

Did you know that some alligators have been known to grow up to 15 feet?
Most only have 4.

reinhardt76
Baka commented on Dad jokes
Baka
Sep 20, 19 at 10:24pm
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beherit
Sep 20, 19 at 10:41pm

As one grows older you'll lose 3 things. Your memory, and I forget the other 2.

kurok
kuroE commented on Dad jokes
Sep 20, 19 at 10:44pm

Today i screwed in a lightbulb, walked across the street, and went into a bar.
Just now realizing my life is a joke

melk
melk commented on Dad jokes
Sep 21, 19 at 1:45am

Oi I love dad jokes! Instafollow.

So a pirate walks in to a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks and says to him "You know you got a steering wheel in your pants?"
The pirate says "Yarr. It's driving me nuts"

wasistdas
[FALLEN] commented on Dad jokes
[FALLEN]
Sep 21, 19 at 2:38am

Not a dad joke but

*asks something to mom*

ask dad

*ask the same thing to dad and mom said to ask you*

ask mom

toxicabyss
Ayano commented on Dad jokes
Sep 21, 19 at 2:46am

Why is 19 afraid of 20?
Because they got into a fight once and 21.

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