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dyadka_yar
Sep 16, 21 at 12:54pm

A skeleton was with his friend and saw his ex girlfriend across the street. He said to his friend, "yeah, I totally boned her."

a13x_6
Sep 27, 21 at 1:51pm

gabriel_true

Sorry for playing blind, deaf, and dumb, but I don't see, hear, or understand the humor.

tsunpaper

A Pebble took a tour in an old mine. When asked about what he thought about it, he replied "it rocked."

criselington

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house.
Knock knock.
Who's there.
The chicken.

gabriel_true

What do you get when the Burger King knocks up the Dairy Queen?
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A Jack-in-the-Box!

criselington

How did the fish become a great lawyer?
Because it embodies the scales of the law.

criselington

Why do T-rex have a hard time clapping their hands?
Because they're extinct.

gabriel_true

A man once painted his house green because he heard it would produce free gas.

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