Why do fish make excellent photographers?
It's their life to live and breathe everything they sea.
What smells and sounds like a bell?
So imagine this i am at a restaurant and the waiter ask me:
waiter: How will you like your steak sir?
Me: How many times I win an argument with my wife
waiter: so rare it is!
What color is the wind?
you know whats long, brown, and sticky...?
What did the bagel think about the biscuit?
He couldn't crust him. Seemed kinda flaky.
How does a bun hit on a weiner? By saying you are hot dog
There needs to be a cringe trophy.
--- That aside some of these are fun.
Who would win this trophy @verucassault
How can you tell the difference between a baby fish and an adult fish?
Their size and SCALE!!!!