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xinmage
Xin @xinmage commented on Dumb jokes
Sep 11, 21 at 10:16pm
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criselington

Why do fish make excellent photographers?
It's their life to live and breathe everything they sea.

tsunpaper

What smells and sounds like a bell?

Dung….

the_bun
Sep 15, 21 at 10:03am

So imagine this i am at a restaurant and the waiter ask me:

waiter: How will you like your steak sir?
Me: How many times I win an argument with my wife
waiter: so rare it is!

criselington

What color is the wind?
Blew.

momoichi

you know whats long, brown, and sticky...?

a stick

tsunpaper

What did the bagel think about the biscuit?
He couldn't crust him. Seemed kinda flaky.

hell_hound7

How does a bun hit on a weiner? By saying you are hot dog

verucassault

There needs to be a cringe trophy.

--- That aside some of these are fun.

criselington

Who would win this trophy @verucassault
Also

How can you tell the difference between a baby fish and an adult fish?
Their size and SCALE!!!!

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