Why is it hard to trust a tree?
Because they're really shady.
Best to leaf it alone
Why did the elephant cross the road?
It was the chickens day off.
A slice of pie costs 1.20 in Jamaica and 1.50 in Cuba...... These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean...
What is a pirates favorite fast food chain?
You'd think it be Long John Silvers but really it's Arrrrrrbys.
How did the plate ask out the other plate?
Would you like to go on a date, dinner is on me.
What is Hue Hefners favorite Vegetable?