What's brown and sticky?
What do you get when you fuse Adolf Hitler and a potato?
What's white and carries letters?
A ghostal worker.
What do you get when you mix a potato and a space program?
How did the ghost become a model?
Because it was booootiful.
Why can't you trust atoms?
They make up everything.
Why is farming known as an honest living?
Because potatoes have eyes and the corn have ears making keeping secrets in the field impossible!