I tried to diet once, but every time I go to the store, a chocolate bar looks at me and Snickers.
I once went to a reggae concert. It was dreadful.
Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?
He had no body to go with.
Why couldn't the demon live in a mortal man?
Cause the body was being reposessed.
Aha... Get it? You asked for a dumb joke.;P
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven eight nine.
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
What sound does a witch's car make?
The best part of having a japanese girlfriend is every time you ask them for wholesome pics she sends you nudes.
What kind of underwear do clouds wear?