Things that nobody wants to hear

there is no evidence to prove this is false though. somewhere some place someone has eaten a spider in their sleep the world is too big for any of you to prove this to be false

@Panda Statistic is nice that way. For example, the chance of any chance of something happening being zero is zero. Have an icepack for that brain of yours ~.^ This also means there's a place in this universe where there's an exact replica of earth with the only difference being that their Panda is not a trap

so the chance of you eating a spider in your sleep is non-existant? not one person in the world has ever eaten a spider? out of all the years we have roamed the planet its never happened not even once? none of you can prove it didnt happen therefore there is a possibilty it has.

This is for you, panda. http://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-people-swallow-8-spiders-a-year-while-they-sleep1/

"For example, the chance of any chance of something happening being zero is zero" Except for the zero percent chance of anything being zero percent chance ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@Panda You're right, but your reasoning is flawed. Nobody for example can prove I didn't fuck you silly somewhere last night. That doesn't mean it happend, although it probably did ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @Kid That's the beautiful thing about that phrase: it's a paradox <3

The evolution of this thread... Beginning: Animekid's Dong is 5ft in length comparable to that of the Sperm Whale. Current: We're drinking shit water and spiders want to nest in our bellies... back to you, Tom.