Things that nobody wants to hear

something based off of the nature of a spider doesnt make it concrete fact there isnt a possibility of that happening. for instance finding a horse swimming in water where its not supposed to be. that would go against its nature right? or finding a penguin somewhere other than its natural habitat. those things happen..just like swallowing a spider can happen. i have been bitten by a spider in my sleep before and i am a very light sleeper so i woke up instantly and found the spider it didnt seem to stay off my bed nor run away when i was there sleeping. also there are heavy sleepers like really heavy sleepers the type that you can call their name and slap them but they dont wake up. they probably wont wake up to the tiny legs of a spider either.

@sanfi actually that can be proven lol my cousin was talking to a guy on the phone right across from where i was sleeping and she can prove that isnt true XD

@veru Thank you for that very beautiful summary of this thread lmao XD

@Panda Point for you. Still, you can't prove that I have never fucked you silly, though. Maybe I'm at your place right now. There's probably nobody who can prove I'm not at your place at this very moment. You can say I'm not and say you've checked everywhere, but I'll just reply: "Have you truly checked everywhere and are you sure I didn't change positions?"