Your friends try to summon you

We're all technically made of star dust, a soul is what you are(You may be thinking spirit) and I can make some delicious sugar cookies. As for me? Just a phone call usually works. I'm simple like that.

i am going to use my internet cancer to make summon all the things. so the most 3 canseruse things on the web i put in one the dark lord chin chin and everyone dank meme/ filthy frank cheracter , 2 a fodora, and three Cory in the house

I would need a furumi figurine, a fairy tail box set, aaaand hair conditioner. I mean if your summoning me I might as well get a little something for my troubles. It would have to be high quality hair conditioner though. I don't come cheap!

UPDATE: A ring of gold placed in a pile of sand with three feathers of birds of prey inside the ring. Coat the feathers in oil, call my name, and then set them ablaze. Can't believe it's been 3 years

Start with a ring of cheese, make a star out of pizza pockets, place some chinese takeout in the center. Make a microwave beep, and I shall rise.

...Let me think...To summon me .. a Ding which was used to boil enemies heads, the skull of a baby’s, a black dog’s blood, a sword made from peach tree wood..I’m 玄女 the war goddess of the remote antiquity of Huaxia