For a million dollars would you?

how can you take away the one and only good thing in my life jk jk nah not for a million dollars for a million dollars would you marry an ugly person nd stay with them for a year and you gotta do all the married couple stuff with them including sleeping with them (and they like having sex alot)

Married couple stuff.. haha Panda how PG.. I would so long as the million was mine alone and when we got divorced I kept it all. mwahahahaha... pre-nup For a million dollars would you let a skunk spray you full on for a month and try to hit on as many women as possible?

that is a definite yes. First of all I have no sense of smell so at least I can bear it. For a million dollars would you drink a quarter-gallon of ghost chili pepper hot sauce in one setting?

I already like Spicy foods so hell yes. For a million dollars would you rewrite Twilight page for page? And I mean the entire series. Not typed, written.

heck yeah, I would so do that. I hate twilight with a burning passion and everything it stands for, but writing something, as abhorral as it may be, would be worth the money. Heck, I'd do it for a couple hundred. Get it done in a week. For a million dollars would you promise for the rest of your life that every time you meet somebody new you have to slap them across the face with all your might?

For a billion yes, for a million no. For one million dollars would you lick the ass crack of the teacher you hated most from school (any grade/lvl)?

No, because if I did, I wouldn't live long enough to enjoy the money. I'd die of something horrible not yet known to modern science. For a million dollars would you allow yourself to get handcuffed to you're least favorite celebrity for three weeks? (You only get the money if you're both alive and in one piece by the end, and you have to share an apartment that has a shower with only two options of heat: Hoth and Mordor. He/she will always insist upon the opposite of your preference.)

Alive and in one piece? I'll just knock him out with brute force. Done. For one million dollars, would you live without speaking (and writing to communicate) for a year? You may still make weird noises to communicate, but not in patterns that resemble speech of any kind.

Definitely. I have expressions that can turn people to stone as it is. For one million dollars, would you frame someone for murder even if you didn't have to be the one to kill the victim?

Hell yeah, a bonus if I can frame more than 1 person For a million dollars would you become someones servant -- this includes obeying every command you are given regardless how idiotic or extreme as it may sound