Corruption

Granted, but you can't start it back up. I wish I was dead.

granted, but now you're a vampire. XD I wish I had a pet frog.

Granted, but the frog got cooked and served at a buffet I wish I had bubble tea

Granted but the bubbles are fish eggs I wish I had a flying penguin

Granted, but the penguin is too lazy to fly. I wish I was the strongest man on earth.

Granted. now every thing else is stronger than you I wish I could stop procrastinating and finish writing my book series

Granted but it's a picture book series. I wish everyone can afford quality education.

Granted but now everyone enjoys knowledge more than reproducing so we become extinct. I wish for one of those Back to the Future hover boards.

Granted, but it gives you cancer. I wish I had a steak. so hungry...

Granted, but it's a steak through the heart. I wish this thread would permanently die without consequence. ;P