Corruption

granted. but I have a parachute and the trip was awesome I wish for another million dollars

granted, but you can't see where you teleport to. I wish the big bang theory was not just a theory

Granted, but your killed in the explosion. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard, and, and I don't want any zombie turkey, I don't want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don't want any other weird surprises, you got it! (Homer Simpson, Treehouse of Horror II)

Granted, but in your excitement over having your sandwich, you choke on it and pass out. I wish for the next person to corrupt my wish...

Not Granted out of spite I wish I had longer hair

Wish granted but then you go bald I wish i was famous