MaiOtaku is REAL and I have evidence

About once a month MO has a familiar visitor. The visitor brings with them highs and lows. Some people acknowledge or respond while others Michael Jackson it up eating popkern. It's a manifestation of MO's period. MaiOtaku is a woman. Oh noz.

I would've said alive instead of real. I mean, of course it exists beyond the confines of your mind. Also, why's it gotta be female? Does it reproduce? Does it want children? Is it a whore or does it just want to find some nice website and settle down? Questions. ..So many questions.

It's a female because it has a period. Ugh I need a lock on my phone that makes me solve a math problem to operate it. This was me within 10 minutes of waking up perusing the threads while I took my dog out. I had just came out of a dream where I was in the middle of Mount Rushmore's sculptural testing ground. My head was fuzzy.

I see no blood...Just sayin. Has a period or had? Makes a difference unless we're strictly talking about a menstruation cycle in general. I mean, where's the virtual vagina? Also, next to drunk texting, sleepy texting makes for interesting messages.

I know a great website she can settle down with, about the same age, single, same interests, and seems to work alot they might be perfect

Holy crap Veru, that was a nice burn on yass XD

You've been here long enough to tell? That's cool. I've been here a few years now and I noticed it as well. Most people just make an account and then never log in ever again.