Here in my garage with my pasta linguini, but you know what I like more than pasta linguini? Macaroni. That's why I bought 7 new cupboards and filled them with over 2,000 new Kraft macaroni and cheese boxes. It's like the master chef Betty Crocker said, "the more you eat, the more you pasta." Now maybe you've seen my ted ex talk where I talk about how I eat a box of mac and cheese a day. You know, I eat a box of mac and cheese once a day not to show off, again it's about the pasta. In fact, the real reason I keep this pasta linguini isn't to show off. It's a reminder that wet noodle dreams are still possible. Not long ago, I was in a little town across the country, eating spaghetti scrap from an italian restaurant dumpster, no culinary arts degree to my name. But you know what, something happened that day that changed my life. I bumped into our lord and savior, the flying spaghetti monster, hallowed be his name. He showed me what he did to become a true pasta lord. Now this isn't a "get pasta quick scheme". I'm not promising you that tomorrow you're gonna go out and buy yourself some pasta linguini, but what I am telling you is, it can happen faster than you think if you know the proven steps. So, I record a little two minute video on my website. Not too impressive, like I said, it's on my iphone, but it's real. So, I'm gonna give you the three most important things you can do today. Invest in macaroni. Always start your pasta cooking with a rolling boil. Don't be a crooked noodle.

I've found that shy girls are like diamonds, below that layer of dust that is removed after she gets used to you is value that is rare and beautiful. Shy in my experience is always temporary. They will always become good friends!

“but I'm not evil. I just have a bond, an endless growth with the dark, yet it doesn't consume me,I consume it.” Sounds like the dark avenger off of Dragon Nest XD but anyway welcome hope you have a good time here

Dude, It was smart to break up. No want's to be in a relationship where they are a second thought. Those your problem was ever talking to her again. I mean she already kind of did not like you then you broke up so she most likely hated you. So talking again was just stupid. Never get with a ex, brake up once it is over and done. It's only going to go down hill from there. people don't change they just get worst.

lool all the Portuguese songs I know are corny as hell xD I'll do it tomorrow though; these chops need a lot of maintenance you know *nervous laugh*

come back in 15 years welcome youngn

@epicyaoifangirl Those are amazing! I love the attention to detail you've placed on both. And I think you're pretty good at drawing a guy :) I'm not good with drawing females.

Green the awesome parrot. http://t05.deviantart.net/cjwsc9VxLMHbTd2-MIWFAePL-EE=/300x200/filters:fixed_height(100,100):origin()/pre14/0512/th/pre/i/2013/150/b/5/greeny__amazon_orange_wing_by_bigjaa-d678c11.jpg