Political rants

Nice find. Well, it's not the first time conspiracy theorists were right about something. Back in my day, we used to have a hell of a time trying to convince people that government surveillance was real. Then Snowden happened. I remember the first person who talked to me like it was unthinkable, and I didn't even know it got leaked, but I was just sitting there like "Kay, you're new to the rabbit hole, aren't you?" At the very least, that's one that came from the right. They needed a win under their belt after the Fema death camps, pizza gate, lizard men, I'm kinda bitter trying to remember the old days, so I'll stop there so as not to sour your win. XD

Oh, okay... https://i.ani.me/0338/5316/screenshot_20220912-185321-651_2.png Where was I? So when the alt right hijacked the conspiracy theories from the anarchists and libertarians after Obama happened, the point is, they just went completely dumb with a lot of their theories, and never bothered to teach conspiracy analysis. When Alex Jones started to change his tune, and started taking money from the elites for example, he stopped being that cool guy who broke into Bohemian Grove and just turned into this mad man ranting about goblins and shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRLCBb7qK8 It was a very... Noticeable shift. Imagine spending years telling people not to get into any conspiracy theory that uses emotion to get it's point across, then waking up one day and seeing the scene dominated with fear porn and nonsensical SATAN 666THEDEVILISREALANDTHIS ISPROOFYOUAREGOINGTOHELL! type videos. God, that wasn't even the neonazis, it was just the evangelicals. We were already used to dealing with crap from Russia, the CIA, and China. The CIA of course does this smoke screen thing where they spam countless variations of the same story, though each more fantastical than the last. But that was on a different level. Probably Russian interference, given the climate of today. Bush Era, they would often try to use us to get their messages through, so I guess there they decided to flip flop and started using the evangelicals to do their dirty work. And because they used them divisively, using fear based click baiting to make them addictive and infectious, they were able to get that shit to Normies. https://i.ani.me/0338/5316/screenshot_20220912-185321-651_2.png After that, cosnpiracy theories went mainstream on the right. A lot of our theories got hijacked and refurbished to exclude the right from them, (For example, they rebranded the NWO into "The Deep State" in order to take the heat off of the RNC cabal members, and gutted out the corperate conspiracies that were meant to go with them. Then they made the Satanist stuff much more prominent than it actually was originally, and I just got sick of trying to correct people. So I stopped trying. https://i.ani.me/0338/5316/screenshot_20220912-185321-651_2.png Anyways, long story short, I'm even more suspicious of Q-anon than I originally was. I've always suspected who was behind that one, but I think I know who's pulling the strings now.

Alot of conspiracy theories are real, like the military outright confirming ufos and shit. The covid lab made theory was right, this shit didnt come from nowhere. I still cant remember where i saw the outlet but i specifically remember before covid popped off a cruise ship had a mysterious disease and was held at bay for weeks. It got swept under the rug despite media bashing trump for holding people hostage on a cruise ship with a mysterious illness. Im 100% sure it was covid but you know the government rules what is a pandemic and what is fear mongering.

First I've heard of that one. Must have been the authoritarian left crowd. China tried making us their sock puppet too, but then they kinda realized... The CCP just can't authenticate anti-authoritarianism. https://i.ani.me/0338/5316/screenshot_20220912-185321-651_2.png As for the alien stuff. At least with a lot of the first encounter stuff that ends in missing 411 cases? Faeries. I can't imagine real aliens stuffing people full of berries, or freaking out over salt or iron. Take this with a grain of salt, because it did come from a source owned by the Murdocs, and I haven't seen it posted anywhere else, but the Pentagon seems to agree with us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XD4gQS_-qY&t

22 million to genetically fuse beavers with dinosaur DNA is a worthy project that any American should be proud to foot the bill on, haha!

you know I actually would contribute to foot the bill on that one. Of all the stupid shit taxpayer money is going to at least we would have some entertainment with dino beavers