Life Advice

Many moons ago I was with a young woman, we were dating and "innocent". One of her grandmother's friends (Probably in her 80's then.) randomly asked us if we'd been intimate, we said we were waiting. She then laid on us this bit of sage advice "You can't get into heaven if you don't get your ticket punched.”… Indeed.lol

If you swallow a seed it takes time to poop it out and it takes even longer for it to plant. If you’re lucky you choke on the seed and die.

Proven mathematical formula for success. On my life! get taller + get richer + get funnier = get bitches get bitches/time = divorce divorce = yeet yo self shiiiet...I should become a life advice guru