20 Questions

Pick an eye color you have/want? --- i have really dark brown eyes. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736308016093069365/1193459723924672613/image0.jpg I wish my eyes were a really light brown colour https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736308016093069365/1193460175064027136/image0.jpg 2. What's your hair color? --- dark brown 3. How tall you want/are? --- I am 6'2" or 188 cm. I want to be 6'5 or 200 cm just because that's a satisfying number XD 4. What your build/body type? --- skinny but not unhealthy skinny. I'm 70 kg or 150 lbs. According to BMI calculator, I'm healthy but close to being unhealthy skinny. I've been going to the gym for like 3 weeks now. Hoping to gain like 5 kg or 10 lbs before July https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736308016093069365/1193466352602718279/Screenshot_20240107-125148.png 5. How do you wear your hair? --- like this (it's me. My hair's wet) https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-07-2024/pzMgmf.gif

If you were walking through a nice park and saw three paths ahead of you, which would you choose: Mossy path. I'm a sucker for ravines, rivers gorges, and rugged trails. Though not going to lie, all three paths sound like they have something for me. For example, might be fun doing some randonaughting on the gnarled path. 5. What if if you did turn back, the park was not what you remembered it to be? Stay calm, Get out of my head, and try to orient myself to physical sensation. Open myself spiritually after I have been grounded and get a sense for what is in the area. If I can't detect the presence of fae or elementals, and if everything reflects physical reality, and not some wierd liminal overlap between physical and etheric, then it's a matter of finding a river and following it to a road or civilization. If I do sense fae fuckery, then lock onto them, and just kinda be like "I know." I don't care what steps out of that bush, be it a dog man or a pale crawler. I have some tricks of my own.

If you were walking through a nice park and saw three paths ahead of you, which would you choose: 1. A path that's a bit overgrown with moss but feels like it'll be fun 2. The dark path with all the gnarled vines! Because I'm a crack head and this is my bush. 3. The path with all the flowers 4. Not a chance, I'm turning back and ain't no way you're making me go! 5. What if if you did turn back, the park was not what you remembered it to be? Path 1. I don't like vines and flowers cause allergies. I don't see a reason to turn back.

More questions: 1. Down the path you chose, you begin to feel a bit dizzy, and hear some laughing behind you. What do you do? 2. You stumble across a cute little tea party in the wildy. The chairs looks so old, but the food on the table looks great. What do you do? 3. If you'd tried to leave, it seems a cluster of crows blocks your escape. One of them caws, "You can stay if you want. The Behemoth Bramble will be by soon for her offering." What do you say?

1. Pray, laugh with it, scream and laugh at how scared I am or just pass out XD 2. Tell myself not to eat it despite how good it looks and remember the voice line from the March Hare in Disney's Alice in Wonderland (1951) "Ah, but it's very rude to sit down without being invited!" I'll stand there awkwardly if I can't escape lol 3. Say, "Sorry, I don't have any cash."

1. Given the direction of these questions, clearly some sort of supernatural dumbassery is going on, so I am going to have my hand ready to draw my weapon and kick the ass of whatever is supernaturaling on me. 2. Leave the food alone. It isn't mine, so why would I take it? I don't run over to a picnic table and start eating another family's food. 3. I respond with nothing. Clearly I am in an unescapable position. So I have to get ready for a fight. If I die, well that was a given if I were in this kind of situation. However, if I kill this "Behemoth Bramble" and bring it's corpse back I could end up a very rich man.

One with all the flowers of course. https://media1.tenor.com/m/YI_V_5n3WpsAAAAC/aesthetic-anime.gif 1. Oof, feeling dizzy and fainting in public is frightening for me. So I'd lay down on some soft grass and take some deep breathes. Press a few acupressure points until I felt okay and would carry on. https://media1.tenor.com/m/QxpYh4YLgoEAAAAC/knocked-out.gif 2. I'd look around and hope I can find someone who'll let me join the tea party. I wouldn't want to be rude though but it'd look so tempting. https://media1.tenor.com/m/zD892GVsXZ8AAAAC/aikatsu-aikatsu-stars.gif 3. I'd be very curious to meet talking crows and would try to talk back with them. I'd also be excited to meet this behemoth shrub like creature so I'd wait patiently. https://media1.tenor.com/m/-2QOlLvOzvkAAAAC/patlabor-patlabor-the-movie.gif https://media1.tenor.com/m/veSBzEyyVAwAAAAC/patlabor-mobile-police-patlabor.gif

1. Down the path you chose, you begin to feel a bit dizzy, and hear some laughing behind you. What do you do? - Ignore it and keep going 2. You stumble across a cute little tea party in the wildy. The chairs looks so old, but the food on the table looks great. What do you do? - Nothing because it's probably a trap 3. If you'd tried to leave, it seems a cluster of crows blocks your escape. One of them caws, "You can stay if you want. The Behemoth Bramble will be by soon for her offering." What do you say? - I'll ask myself if I'm becoming crazy and then caw back at the crows

Perhaps you are just ready to leave, the crows are in a gracious mood. One caws sweetly, "Please have some tea. It will be cold soon. I knew I made too much. Will Wu-yi be alright?" 1. What do you answer?

There are a thousand things wrong with what you just said and 999 of them are tea. 1. I answer, "Tea... I detest the stuff, you know." I'm throwing that shit and asking where the hell the coffee is!